![]() I suspect the 200 or so cited cases of Spontaneous Combustion in human history instead have something to do with 2 Chainz, though I've not firmed up a proper hypothesis yet. I guess maybe there's a thing called Spontaneous Combustion*, but there's sure as shit no such thing as Reverse Spontaneous Combustion. Said transgressions: (1) Let's start with him materializing from flames at the beginning of the video. (That's generous, maybe even delusional, but whatever.) After deducting points for his transgressions here, he's at, like, maybe 35 percent, and everyone knows you need a minimum of 85 percent legitness to not quit. Let's say that the Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em album was seminal enough that he begins this song with 100 percent legitness. Except that Hammer isn't legit enough to not quit. See, it posits that MC Hammer is so legitimate that it is literally impossible for him to quit. But the problem is that this song is fiction. You know what else is fun? Science, that's what. Scientific Analysis: Isn't this song SO much fun?!?! It is, it is!! YAY! The amended version:Ītmospherics: Mechanized claps noodling bass lines swells “Too legit”s cascading whomp-whomps “Get buck, get buck”s. ![]() History: It was no “You Can't Touch This,” but lots of people remember “Too Legit To Quit” because it came with a nifty little 4-part hand gesture. ![]()
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